I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection. Those who refuse to bow their knees before the resurrected Savior are likely to kneel before an erection.
Some of the best comments in response I have ever seen:
"Now bend over and receive Christ."
Jesus is coming!
OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
Ahahahaha! If these people are going to be in heaven then send me straight to hell PLEASE!
how tastefully clever of you. What was your point? Christians give lousy head?
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