Amazingly enough, its not hard to find large amounts of Smug around here in Boise.
Going to dinner tonight at Fuddruckers, we were greeted by no place to park - not because there was no parking spaces, but rather because Valley Corvettes decided to put cones in all of the parking spaces to make sure no ugly and dirty cars parked next to their precious endowment enhancing horseless carriages. Can't have the pleebs and unwashed masses getting too close!
In fact, even though the club had their own private party room, the smug cover was so thick that we could barely breathe without seeing their supposed superiority and uppity nature every where we went. I could have sworn I saw a bowl with keys in it too...
Anyways, the best part is, the cheezy $5 traffic cones they bought from Play It Again Sports were blowing all over the parking lot, so people were parking wherever they wanted to by the time we were leaving. Notice I'm not shedding a tear, and the world's smallest violin I'm playing.